Jade’s teacher said “flaccid penis” in class today, and she snorted out loud.
No one else laughed.
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
I went to see Between the Buried and Me with one of my best buds last night, because, the ticket was free and I owed him one. He’s gone to a bunch of neat shows with me. BTBAM is *technically* impressive. Their music is well written, and like, I’ve never seen a band that was so musically in sync, The music was expressive and I could tell that they cared about what they were playing. I mean, not my cup o’ tea but, it was the best metal band I’ve ever seen, I guess.
Snake neck massages are the best massages,